you're just a pig inside a human body

Jack - 18 - Sydney
rocket number nine take off to the planet


home ask face goals godga events theme
madge-and-gagz:

Would you love me no matter what

dirtylittledamsel:

rihmember when the sandy hook elementary school got shot up and america thought that the best way to handle the situation was to take Die Young from the radio because it was “”“”“inappropriate”“”“” instead of doing something about gun control

image

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

image

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

@ladygaga: A true Venus is beautiful at any size. #BodyRevolution Don’t allow society to tell you want beauty is. Back when they first made paintings and sculptures of the goddess, she was represented as a round and fertile woman. It was “in style” to be thicker because food was a sign of wealth. Eat up, children. Life is too short.